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#1 User is offline   J2X 

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 09:58 AM

Read Topic.

I'll start:

I wanna pick up the pieces
And plant them in the ground
And when a tree grows there
I want to chop that tree down

--Heartilation by Andrew Jackson Jihad

We could live there together or I'll live alone less happy
But I'll live... Unfortunately

--Love In The Time Of Human Papillomavirus

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

--Viva La Vida by Coldplay




Seeds of rebellion lay outside your front door.
If you nourish them and water them they'll grow into a healthy what for?
And if revolution isn't what's in store,
How can you care anymore?

It's a dangerous slip, a conscientious shift.
In the spirit of resistance, you gotta hold your grip,
Lest the state of your resolve makes you quickly devolve
To a fundamentalist, yeah.

You're an archetype they can pin to the wall.
When you cling to your convictions like a farm animal in its stall,
Never thinking of the bigger world outside,
As they take you for a ride.

It's a dangerous slip, a conscientious shift.
In the spirit of resistance, you gotta hold your grip.
Because passion unabated can be readily conflated
As belligerence; go.

It's a dangerous slip, a conscientious shift.
In the spirit of resistance, you gotta hold your grip.
And the verdict won't be kind 'cause they're desperate for a viable alternative.

Take a stance (take a stance), the resist stance.

---The Resist Stance by Bad Religion

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Posted 27 September 2010 - 11:55 AM

These aren't really clever lyrics, but it was the best of "Busted" a British teenie bopper boy group. Mainly for joke purposes.

Air hostess,
I love the way you dress.
---Air hostess by Busted

I asked you to dance at the disco
but you said NO
The whole world was watching and laughing
---Dunno the song name but does it really matter? XD

Sorry, will let you get back to your clever lyrics...

"My World" by SR71 is a cleverly constructed song on the whole. (I think it's SR71 can't remember the numbers)
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Posted 28 September 2010 - 01:29 AM

omg like ALL of my music.............
Crow Quill by Circle Takes the Square
Amber by Stick To Your Guns
Between the Lines by The Ghost Inside
Fuck Scene Kids by Thick As Blood

The Ghost Inside, The Brave:

Don't listen to me,
if you're not ready!
Bravery means more
than just fighting!

This is past the point of words,
so grab your guns and follow me!
I've just risked everything!
For this to succeed!
I've just risked everything!
For words like this!

I'll post the clever-est





Lyrics are on screen.

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 07:22 AM

Lean your head on mine
Like you used to (used to your lean)
I don't mind
If your faking it (make it seem real)
---Ache by Jawbreaker


This day can someday be
an anniversary
---Sweet Avenue by Jets to Brazil


Rain fell like judgment
across my window pane
said it fell like judgment
but it was only rain
---Only Rain by Bad Religion




At midnight my house is ablaze
I feel the heat on my hands and face
In the background of the pictures, my fingers in the fixture
It's time to stop running and race

Damn it all, I am just sad
Everything's staying as fucked up
Because all that I used to have
Burned out in jar like a lightning bug
"Home" is a tight-wire show
Lucky for me my feet don't grow

Damn it all, I am just sad
Everything's staying as fucked up
Because all that I used to have
Burned out in jar like a lightning bug

I live with hyenas who take me back eons
When we used to stay up and see the sun, say hello
I miss the times in streets where we never got tired
Laying down in the grass by the empty camp fire
Like spies on the roof as we'd watch stars expire
But the image is a million years old

Damn it all, I am just sad
Everything's staying as fucked up
Because all that I used to have
Burned out in jar like a lightning bug
---Burned Out In A Jar by Polar Bear Club


Lend me your faith
'Cause mine is broken
---Evangeline by Bad Religion
My stomach is getting the rumblies...that only hands would satisfy - Carl the Llama

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 05:18 PM

There's no window in this room
Not that I really miss the view
It's just that I may soon forget the way the grass looks when it's wet

It seems too sad to call this home
However, I had time to think about the past and write this song
I'm running out of ink

I'm trying hard to read your mind
Built a machine to travel time
"Blessing the globe with pestilence"
This is my magic residence

It seems too sad to call this home
However, I had time to think
The medication does not work
There's poison in my drink

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep, if I
should die before I wake, then that's just my luck"

They never told me they were going to put me away
I am not insane
I am not crazy!

I made a magic wand today
Maybe I'll wish myself away
Next to the ocean where birds sing
"These are a few of my favorite things"

It seems too sad to call this home
However, I had time to think about the past and what went wrong
I'm running out of ink!

Oh the sickness the sadness I can't think I can't think


Do You Think I'm Pretty? by He Is Legend

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Posted 10 October 2010 - 04:50 PM

BAND: Naglfar
ALBUM: Pariah
SONG: Revelations Carved In Flesh

I stand above the norm
Reptile in human form
With jaded eyes I look upon
The rest of you with scorn
For all that I can see
A world of enemies
And mindless flocks of easy prey
The catalyst for my needs

I bring the secrets of the grave
It's yours to keep if you choose to follow me
Just close your eyes and the last thing that you'll feel
A ravenous kiss of steel

The beauty of an opened ribcage
It's close to reverie
I give thanks to this dirty cunt
She gave her heart to me
Prepare the skin and work the flesh
With knives, meat hooks and razorblades
These are the precious tools I use
For the art that I create

[Chorus]
Her body now broken and cold to the touch
So perfect for me to embrace
The severed head kept, with which later I'll play
When ripened into that condition I crave

(Like three days fresh from the grave)

I dream of shattered bones and screams
A place where I am king
Where torn up bodies pose en masse
In erotic scenes of pain
The score of kills now march my age
A fine total of twenty-eight
An endless source of memories
For me to masturbate

A new toy strapped on bloodstained sheets
Inspiration soon fills me
With a rusty bone-saw I conduct
The sweetest symphonies
Through all these years I've realized
The only time I feel alive
Is when all living things around me
Suffer and then die

I bring the secrets of the grave
It's yours to keep if you choose to follow me
Just close your eyes and the last thing that you'll feel
A ravenous kiss of steel

[Chorus]
Her body now broken and cold to the touch
So perfect for me to embrace
The severed head kept, with which later I'll play
When ripened into that condition I crave
Three days in passing and out comes my amour
To finally get just what she deserves
Bulging eyes staring and begging for more
So gag on my semen you dead fucking whore

(Revelations so pure)

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Posted 28 October 2010 - 08:22 AM

I reckon this is pretty funny?


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Posted 30 October 2010 - 02:24 AM

Orinoco Flow - Celtic Woman (Actually it is an Enya song...just from when she was with Celtic Woman...I think)

Let me sail
Let me sail
Let the Orinoco Flow

Let me reach
Let me beach
On the shores of Tripoli

Let me sail
Let me sail
Let crash upon your shore

Let me reach
Let me beach
Far beyond the Yellow Sea

Un deh un-deh na
Un deh un-deh na
Un deh un-deh na

Un deh un-deh na
Un deh un-deh na

Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away

From Bissau to Palau
In the shade of Avalon
From Fiji to Tiree
And the Isles of Ebony

From Peru to Cebu
Hear the power of Babylon
From Bali to Cali
Far beneath the Coral Sea

Un deh un-deh na
Un deh un-deh na
Un deh un-deh na

Un deh un-deh na
Un deh un-deh na

(---)

Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away

From the North to the South
Ebudae into Khartoum
From the deep Sea of Clouds
To the Island of the Moon

Carry me on the waves
To the land I've never been
Carry me on the waves
To the lands I've never seen

We can sail
We can sail
With the Orinoco Flow
We can sail
We can sail

Sail away, Sail away
We can steer
We can near
With Rob Dickins at the wheel

We can sigh,
Say goodbye,
To Ross and his
dependencies

We can sail,
We can sail
Sail away, Sail away, sail
away

We can reach
We can beach
On the shores of Tripoli

We can sail,
We can sail
Sail away, Sail away, sail
away

From Cali to Bali
From beneath the Coral Sea
We can sail
We can sail

Sail away, Sail away, Sail
away
We can sail
We can sail

Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away
Sail away Sail away Sail away

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"Not all who wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien
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Posted 19 December 2010 - 09:38 AM

Well I don't know if the billions would survive
But I'll believe in god when one and one are five
-Do What You Want by Bad Religion
My stomach is getting the rumblies...that only hands would satisfy - Carl the Llama

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Posted 20 December 2010 - 06:44 PM

Imaginary Places by Busdriver

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
and to show you around Imaginary Places
Putting many lumps on my bloody stump
Edible habits so I bit the perfect circle
Die in your sleep with the sky at your feet
I'll shoot you when your happy on the day that you will find peace
How did you do it? I don't know, I'm OK!
Every person I know is a secret sorta agent
Cuz I'm accused of lewd conducts
All prove hard to rate the prompts(?)
Any kind of rumor for em, may they rest to put me in a loony bin
A funny farm a coo-coo but they need a villain

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
There is not a sicker person that can do it better
No need to skip it in my eco system
But in the audience of me being evil Christian
H.M. know how I hate him so
But he charged me for a halo
But I'm on a scavenger hunt for a map with a chunk
of a sky mirror I'll go crazy with a mud pie
I play dead songs on the sill screen
Iron my shirt it is a chill dream
It is on to lead away to the stair well till we gut him in it
straight up from the center finally fair-well

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
and to give your assault rifle a banana clip
Flow in the dark when I stroll in the park
giving everybody informative pamphlets
No sign of life for as far as I can see
Everybody's just charred meat up in the car seat
"Eat shit and die" to the secret spy
Cuz I have this funny feeling that I'm being watched
24-hour surveillance
Money or power or ailments
Why'd they send the medical that he shimmered me the hammer
it was way too much you coulda went and had 200?

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Psycho better cause trouble runnin for your soft spot
Late market closed, and the irk on her nose
Turned into a deadly gas flowin through the air ducts
She's had no love for the thought that she was
She doesn't love me cuz I don't have the right hair cut
I'm miss-understood, I just face it, I'm no good!
But I will not apologize for anything that I say
My name is Mr. Busdriver
This is the producer, Paris
We did not embarrass to admit that we were purchasing a bit
of our own Imaginary Place!!

Kids...if you want to piss off your parents
show interest in the arts..

Kids...if you REALLY want to piss off your parents
buy real estate in an Imaginary Place...oh yes..

OK, OK, alright!
Yea...now...move!

[DJ cuts and scratches]

Guess I gotta do my shout outs now..
(Peace to...)

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Paris and Daddy care, they'll also be there too
I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Unless you get the ?senamums? to her we'll help you
I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Feel the fellowship announced everyone will help you
I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
Shoulda been an empire Hip-Hop clan too

I'm just here to hold your hand to die
I'm just here to hold your hand when you
Just here to hold your hand..
when you die.

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Posted 21 December 2010 - 11:48 PM

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Posted 22 December 2010 - 08:20 AM

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everybody

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everybody

Shots by lil' Jon

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 09:47 PM

Hey baby wake up from your a sleep
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become....

Elektronik, Supersonik,
Supersonik, Elektronik,

Hey baby ride with me away,
We doesn't have much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket, climb,
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love,
Above us, there is nothing above,
but the stars, above

All systems gone!
Prepare for downcount!

5....4....3....1! Off blast!


Fly away, my space rocket,
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it,
(Ha) I put my (Ha) port plug in your pocket (Ha Ha Ha)

The sun is guys its bright like fire
You and me get higher and higher
Cut communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tire

Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey love crusaider
I want to be your space invader
For you I will decend the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than Darth Vapour
Obey me I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the tzars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and Gentlemen
Fasten your beltses
We has commenced our decent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent

Now back on Earth its time for downsplash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for cheer me from near and far
And as I float I open door and shout
"I is worlds biggest, wash-up superstar!"

(Supersonik, Elektronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west
All the seas and all the boats I am the bestest
come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like a smell around you I will forever linger
Ok, is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time,
I want for you to experience big bang

Long live space race
Long live, Molvania

~Zlad!
Elektronik Supersonik


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Posted 29 November 2011 - 10:13 PM

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 10:56 PM

View PostB@ttousai, on 29 November 2011 - 02:13 PM, said:

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,


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