[SakuyaFM]

There must always be a beach episode (and this has held true to 90% of shows) where applicable.

Loli tsunderes must be voiced by Rie Kugimiya. No exceptions.

This post has been edited by SakuyaFM: 02 May 2011 - 04:38 PM

[odb24]

Bandages and sleeping for days heals anything

There must be one shower/bath scene at least every two episodes

[Kwon]

Its possible.

[tagyawat2003]

Hentai: Every moment/feeling must be narrated *while* having sex.

Anime: 1. Eyes must compose 40% of the face.
2. Schools are the designated area for any event, therefore off-campus events must be kept to a minimum
3. Bravado will get you killed
4. You're a loser if you have a harem, wimps are chick magnets.
5. Adults have no say in anything whatsoever.




And above all else.
*In any fight, no matter how dire and desperate your position is, just lecture about friendship to your enemies and you'll win*

[kinokashi]

lol

As for hentai: Moaning is a must for every effin' second
Tentacles are possible and normal
"rape" is a strong word


Normal anime: Fillers
Every time you mess up people see it

[Arzentpsych]

1:If there's a hot girl you have always have your eyes on,you'll always choose your tomboy,smaller boobs childhood friend

2:Your father died?Don't worry,just get a heartbrake and you'll have chit-chat with him in your dream

[kinokashi]

Arzentpsych, on 04 May 2011 - 05:56 AM, said:

2:Your father died?Don't worry,just get a heartbrake and you'll have chit-chat with him in your dream

lol, like in Star Wars...

[tagyawat2003]

Arzentpsych, on 04 May 2011 - 09:56 PM, said:

2:Your father died?Don't worry,just get a heartbrake and you'll have chit-chat with him in your dream

And when you're really horny, you get to talk with your grandfather!

[sunfish123]

1. If you are a male main character there will be at least one homoerotic scene
2. After a defeat your power grows exponentially even if you are a villain
3. Even little pets are perverted if there is a large breasted female companion
4. A character who is overpowered one episode will get his/her ass kicked the next

[kinokashi]

Vein bubbles
and expressions are easily exposed to the audience

[Virtuos]

u turn chibi when u goof off

[T3ZT@M3NT]

Hentai: Everything will rape you. Everything.

[tobyaG]

there are no rules in hentai

[HiddenStar]

You are not popular if you don't have big boobs (excluding boys O_o)

One punch can kill you

The villain has no emotions...ever

Girls are completely oblivious to innuendo's

No one ever looks Asian

[kinokashi]

Tentacles only means one thing = RAPE!

Kitty faces when something funny or random happens

[Arzentpsych]

Male hero will ALWAYS follow heroin's order.(especially in S.Haruhi,god I hate her)

[Basukesu]

Arzentpsych, on 05 June 2011 - 12:04 PM, said:

Male hero will ALWAYS follow heroin's order.(especially in S.Haruhi,god I hate her)

But she is god thus if you disobey Haruhi capowns the world....we don't want that now do we?

[Xenomorph42Q]

Childhood pets are of enhanced intelligence and are capable of deciphering human thought, speech, emotion and body language. This is understanding of human communication is not confined to the pet and its owner.

The Hero must suffer brutal defeat at the hands of a new enemy at least once per season, then defeat aforementioned enemy within the same season.

There must be at least 1 beach episode. No exceptions.

The beach episode must have fanservice. No exceptions.

Characters stop aging once they reach their physical peak. They will only resume aging at age 60, at which point they instantly shrivel up into little old ladies.

If a character finds something innocuous early in the episode, it WILL be important later in the episode.

No matter how bad the odds are, if you have the Power of Friendship and/or the Power of Love, your victory is assured.

This post has been edited by Xenomorph42Q: 01 July 2011 - 07:45 PM

[S13driftAZ]

Rules for Explosions in Anime

1.) In the event of an explosion, it must look like 10 tons of high yield explosive were used.

2.) Said explosion must decimate all structures in sight

3.) Person responsible for explosion must never be held accountable for expenses incurred and bystanders that could have been killed in the blast, unless this is key to the storyline (e.g. Vash the Stampede)

4.) Structures/cities/landscapes caught in the blast must return to normal conditions in the next episode

[Eckhardt]

1)The main characters girl friend is the most powerful in that anime

2)Cold and unsociable characters are always "cool geniuses" ( I wish)

3)The main character and a potential love interest must have at least one bathroom scene together

4) Girls with pink hair are always included within the core group of characters (thank god )

5) villains must always crack one joke, no matter how fail it is.

6) Blond female anime characters must always be either petite, goth loli, or busty.