[EvilSock]

1. all character have 10x the regular amount of blood in their body.
2. blood is under extreme pressure while in the characters body.
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This post has been edited by EvilSock: 24 August 2010 - 04:11 AM

[HayzenTZ]

Girls don't get fat no matter how gluttonous they are

[Mad Hatter]

Yelling makes you stronger.
If the main character looks like he's about to die, he's actually about to beat the crap out of his enemy or enemies.

[GameSystem]

The main good guy never dies unless he can be resurrected.

[DeathStrikeV]

-Being overpowered is normal
-If you yourself are not overpowered, then your allies sure are!
-The normal rules of science don't apply!
-Being a pervert gets you girls
-If you yourself aren't a pervert, you have at least 1 perverted friend in your group
-No limits to how many female characters you can have with you, heck the more the better!
-If you have multiple female characters an have only one main male character, you MUST show fanservice!
-Characters can never die from blood loss caused by fanservice!
-Losing badly to the main antagonist at the beginning is fine, you'll get another chance later on

This post has been edited by DeathStrikeV: 19 August 2010 - 03:21 PM

[Mad Hatter]

Being battered and beaten by girls is common, but you recover in mere seconds.

[Shiki]

You usually wear the same clothes almost everyday.

[EvilSock]

headphones are for fashion not for listening to music.

[darkcobra sk]

Spiky hair is the way to go.

[Chaa]

Lol@this thread

Everything I read in this thread has so much truth to it =D

[Halcyon Dtier]

Some characters don't have freaking eyes.

[kinokashi]

Females have big breasts even though they seem small

[DeathStrikeV]

-There is no such thing as an impossible natural hair colour (Or natural eye colour for that matter)
-Crossdressing is just an excuse to turn the main male character into a temporary main female character
-If a character is deemed as clumsy, he/she must make a mistake at least once every time he/she makes an appearance
-Infinite Ammo! (Sometimes, it's just good to keep on shooting! Unless reloading the weapon makes a major impact on the scenery/story)
-Unlimited Storage Space (Pulling huge objects out of thin air never ceases to amaze!)
-If you have a skill/ability you're about to use, you must give it a name, if it doesn't have one already, and yell it out every time you use it!

This post has been edited by DeathStrikeV: 29 August 2010 - 12:30 AM

[Squipix]

-Never attack a character when transforming, or in the case of some, when their vehicles are merging into a large I-beat-you-up robot.

-For single episode superhero movies, especially the low budget ones, know that the main character will only win if and only if 30 minutes is about to be over.

-Never use your best skills, even when you can unleash it right away from the start; save it for when you're desperate, beaten up, when at least a single casualty in your side have been made, or when the villain is about to beat you and your team up. Signs for this includes the main character shining, magically recovering previously near-fatal wounds, or intensive screaming.

[darkcobra sk]

Broken bones mean nothing if you still have strong will power to fight on.

[HayzenTZ]

Being lesbian is completely a normal thing especially in high school situations.

[Usul]

Nobody really dies. Comrades go to heaven while enemies go to hell, which really are just alternate dimensions that can be accessed by a special artifact/device/deus-ex-machina plot.

[DeathStrikeV]

-Characters can never die from eating bad cooking (However this does not guarantee that the character that actually eats the food will come out unscathed! Side-effects may vary)
-Characters that are bad at cooking can fail at cooking simply anything (Even pumpkin pie!) and are a hazard to any kitchen (Keep them away from the knives at all costs!)
-If the story takes place in an all-girls high school and does not revolve around a single male protagonist, then you MUST show some signs of Yuri action!

This post has been edited by DeathStrikeV: 31 August 2010 - 03:28 AM

[Yami no Seigi]

Most male protagonists is oblivious or too stupid to realize that the main heroine is in love with him

Grunts are always helpless against the main characters

Traps are much cuter compared to the normal girls in the series

Protagonists are always tricked to help the main villains.

[Usul]

Nobody actually dies from all the destruction the heroes tend to wreak. If there should ever be a casualty, it's always "caused" by the enemy and it's almost always intended as a precedent to the hero releasing his rage and super omega secret technique.