[S13driftAZ]

Go.

This post has been edited by S13driftAZ: 30 January 2012 - 06:11 PM

[Hguols]

Hey.

[.50 Cal King]

[HiddenStar]

http://www.youtube.c...e&v=_1ZUSQ8Gn8I

Media insert isn't working for some reason :/

This post has been edited by HiddenStar: 28 January 2012 - 12:29 AM

[Hguols]

Its because you touch yourself at night.

[S13driftAZ]

lol thats a pretty good reason why

[Jask]

This is a miserable excuse for a post. Is three words really the limit of your creativity? For cluttering up our forum with such drivel and suggesting that uninspired spam would improve the forum, you are to be subjected to a challenge. You have 73 hours (until I get home from work Monday night) to perform and submit one of the following acts:

• Record yourself dressed up as Hguols doing a cover of one of his songs. Costume will be judged by users, music will be judged by Hguols.
  
  
• Attempt to revive a dead animal. It must be an actual dead animal, no smaller than a mouse. If circumstances deny you access to such a creature, exact species used may be up for discussion. You must provide documentation of this attempt. This includes photographs of the dead animal and your actions involving it and photographs and lists of materials used and actions taken. You must give a detailed report on what method you chose to you, what it consists of, its origins (stating where and when it was practiced and by whom), why you chose that method, what the results were, and what caused it to or not to work.
  
  
• Write a five page essay explaining what is wrong with Random Musings, what has led to this, actions that you believe could improve it, and what you will do to help. This essay will be graded by me based on this rubric. Proper use of the English language is important. Failure to achieve a grade of at least a C will result in this attempt being disregarded.
  
  
• Create a new forum skin. This must include every image necessary for the skin in proper dimensions and a mockup image showing how this skin will look. You will not be provided with the images, it’s not that hard to scan for what is necessary. The theme must be appropriate and viable for use. This is to be a serious attempt at a skin we would actually use, not a joke skin.
  
  
• Appease my ego. Create a work of visual or audio art dedicated to myself. This must be a quality work, no childish mockeries. Examples include a portrait or other such painting or drawing, a sculpture, a comic (required length depends on format; manga style must be minimum five pages, newspaper comic style must be minimum ten strips of four panels each), a poem of at least one page in length or song of at least three minutes, or a sculpture. Content will be reviewed by me; quality will be reviewed by a panel of artists.
  
  
• If you are single, get a date with a random woman (or man, if you are so inclined) that you have never met before. You must explain to her that a man named Jask told you to ask her (or him) out, and explain that this is a result of a challenge on a forum. This must be done in your first encounter with the person. You must be sincere in this attempt, willing to continue whatever relationship is spawned by this. At least one date must happen for this to be considered a successful and viable submission. Recording or detailed log/recount is required.

If you fail to perform any of these tasks I will gently caress your account into adulthood. You will not be banned, but I will deface your account in every possible way I can find and get creative with. Additionally, any other forum member may submit their own attempt at any of these. Persons who succeed shall jointly decide your punishment (don’t worry, permaban is not an option).

This post has been edited by Jask: 28 January 2012 - 11:21 AM
Reason for edit: Every time I look at it I find something to fix.

[HiddenStar]

Spoiler

[Hguols]

Jask, on 28 January 2012 - 12:48 AM, said:

Record yourself dressed up as Hguols doing a cover of one of his songs. Costume will be judged by users, music will be judged by Hguols.

That is very interesting, but I don't think anyone will do it. ( ^ - ^)

Jask, on 28 January 2012 - 12:48 AM, said:

Appease my ego. Create a work of visual or audio art dedicated to myself. This must be a quality work, no childish mockeries. Examples include a portrait or other such painting or drawing...

Spoiler

This post has been edited by Hguols: 28 January 2012 - 04:27 PM

[Kibagami]

I need a beard then.

*runs*

[S13driftAZ]

Jask, on 27 January 2012 - 11:48 PM, said:

This is a miserable excuse for a post. Is three words really the limit of your creativity? For cluttering up our forum with such drivel and suggesting that uninspired spam would improve the forum, you are to be subjected to a challenge. You have 73 hours (until I get home from work Monday night) to perform and submit one of the following acts:

• Record yourself dressed up as Hguols doing a cover of one of his songs. Costume will be judged by users, music will be judged by Hguols.
  
  
• Attempt to revive a dead animal. It must be an actual dead animal, no smaller than a mouse. If circumstances deny you access to such a creature, exact species used may be up for discussion. You must provide documentation of this attempt. This includes photographs of the dead animal and your actions involving it and photographs and lists of materials used and actions taken. You must give a detailed report on what method you chose to you, what it consists of, its origins (stating where and when it was practiced and by whom), why you chose that method, what the results were, and what caused it to or not to work.
  
  
• Write a five page essay explaining what is wrong with Random Musings, what has led to this, actions that you believe could improve it, and what you will do to help. This essay will be graded by me based on this rubric. Proper use of the English language is important. Failure to achieve a grade of at least a C will result in this attempt being disregarded.
  
  
• Create a new forum skin. This must include every image necessary for the skin in proper dimensions and a mockup image showing how this skin will look. You will not be provided with the images, it’s not that hard to scan for what is necessary. The theme must be appropriate and viable for use. This is to be a serious attempt at a skin we would actually use, not a joke skin.
  
  
• Appease my ego. Create a work of visual or audio art dedicated to myself. This must be a quality work, no childish mockeries. Examples include a portrait or other such painting or drawing, a sculpture, a comic (required length depends on format; manga style must be minimum five pages, newspaper comic style must be minimum ten strips of four panels each), a poem of at least one page in length or song of at least three minutes, or a sculpture. Content will be reviewed by me; quality will be reviewed by a panel of artists.
  
  
• If you are single, get a date with a random woman (or man, if you are so inclined) that you have never met before. You must explain to her that a man named Jask told you to ask her (or him) out, and explain that this is a result of a challenge on a forum. This must be done in your first encounter with the person. You must be sincere in this attempt, willing to continue whatever relationship is spawned by this. At least one date must happen for this to be considered a successful and viable submission. Recording or detailed log/recount is required.

If you fail to perform any of these tasks I will gently caress your account into adulthood. You will not be banned, but I will deface your account in every possible way I can find and get creative with. Additionally, any other forum member may submit their own attempt at any of these. Persons who succeed shall jointly decide your punishment (don’t worry, permaban is not an option).

No.

[zanta78]

"Fucking half ass bitch."

[Halcyon Dtier]

I say we just photoshop Jask's head/face onto funny stuff.

Though I'm tempted to write the 5 page essay on what's wrong with RM for giggles.

[Hguols]

Halcyon Dtier, on 30 January 2012 - 07:42 PM, said:

I say we just photoshop Jask's head/face onto funny stuff.

How about photoshop funny stuff onto Jask's face/head?

Spoiler

[Ghost Cat]

All hail Jes... Jask!

This post has been edited by Ghost Cat: 31 January 2012 - 06:30 AM

[S13driftAZ]

Im a nub now I guess

Are we done here jask?

This post has been edited by S13driftAZ: 01 February 2012 - 10:33 PM