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Crazy Christmas

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 05:36 PM

Hi, I thought it would be fun to put your own unique twist on favorite Christmas songs, poems, or stories.

I am not sure how good this is, but I like to think it is at least creative and it was fun to write.

I hope you all will join in with your own unique twists on some of your favorites.


Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the hut
Not a creature was stirring
Not event the mutt

The weapons were hung by the fire
With care
In hopes that something to slay
Soon would be there

The hunters were all snuggled
Drunk in their beds
While visions of bloodshed
Fought in their heads

With Bill in his armor
And Bob in the buff
Had just settled down
But sleep it was rough

When out in the forest
Arose such a clatter
They jumped from their beds
And grabbed all that mattered

Away to the door
They flew like a flash
Tore it off its hinges
And were off in a dash

The moon on the breast
Of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster
Of glory
To the object below

When what to their bloodthirsty eyes
Should they see
But a Nargacuga to slay
And eight huge Jaggi

With screeches and growls
So ferocious and loud
They knew in a moment
They would do each other proud

More rapid than Tigrex
Their curses they came
They shouted
And cheered
And hollered by name

Come Bill
Come Bob
Come Joe
Come John
On Sam
On max
On Dan
On Tom

On the top of the porch
On the top of the hill
They dashed away
Right into the thrill

They were heard to exclaim
In the midst of their plight
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a Good Fight!


I hope you enjoyed it. :)
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