[HiddenStar]

www.darksites.com/evilplan.php/

I loved this, and the end was even better.
Here is mine:

Spoiler

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a floating Fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your unholy weapon, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Have fun!

[.50 Cal King]

I might have taken that a little too seriously. >_>

Spoiler

Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a diplomat. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotage the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your Unbreakable Will, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

[Halcyon Dtier]

Spoiler

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a town mascot. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, baffled by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate that opera house in Sydney. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your great supernatural forces, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

[BizzarreCoyote]

Spoiler

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: revenge


Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?


Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate United Nations. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Unbreakable Will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Molo]

Spoiler

Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: evil - it's my nature

Stage One To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two Next, you must disintegrate the internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three Finally, you must let loose your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about an End to Sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

This post has been edited by Molo: 12 December 2011 - 10:21 PM

[Xenomorph42Q]

My Evil Plan

Spoiler

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a Superman. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, confused by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from an obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your Amazing Toughness, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

Evil Plan - Hazama Edition

Spoiler

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: widespread misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Overwhelming Evil, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

[Tuddle]

Spoiler

Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: widespread misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: revenge
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a scientist. This will cause the world to leave, confused by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of Mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, turtles etc...) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an End to Sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

[ku_mag_99]

Spoiler

Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: love (yes, it works)
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Eiffel tower. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 Police State. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your Dashing Good Looks, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

[CrossXchaos]

Spoiler

Evil Guide Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: to show them all


Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a Superman. This will cause the world to leave, horrified by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?


Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about an End to Sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your Superior Firepower, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[Star Lady]

Just had to.

My Evil Plan

Spoiler

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a town mascot. This will cause the world to leave, terrified by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Battle Armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the pyramids at Giza. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of supernatural creatures hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your Mystical Abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[Hguols]

I got about half way through mine then said, "Meh", and wandered elsewhere on teh interwebs.

[HiddenStar]

USA Edition!

Spoiler

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™! Your objective is simple: world domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: power Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a diplomat. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Superior Firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

I keed