[exsea]

Armor skills!
you know, wear clothes then you magically become better at something? like
runner - everyone is suddenly an athlete
good luck - whenever you receive money/stuff, you get more of it
fast charge - batteries charge faster
guts - gives you more confident
psychic - read people's minds
heavy/devastating blow - whenever you blow, you do so heavily or with devastating effects
exploiter - actually this skill can work in real life. but you have to unequip all your clothing and send pictures of yourself to me before it can work (only applies to female characters)

Bow infinite arrows applied to
- printers
- staples
- writing utensils
- tic tacs
- wallet

Stamina bar
- useful for people who do sports

Gathering
- go to a random bush, collect random stuff like bugs, spiderwebs and etc and theres actually a person who'd buy them for a good price.

Eating
- eat tons of stuff and never get fat/heart attack

Force out/determination
- i just want my hand/eyes to glow for awesomeness

GS charge
- if i procrastinate, whatever i do will have a better/enhanced effect

Hammer sharpening
- the ability to make everything function better by applying whetstones on them

Gravity
- never fear falling off from great heights ever again


on another note, reason why i started this thread

Spoiler

Nosuke, on 25 October 2011 - 10:57 AM, said:

finally I have some peace not having to worry about exsea complaining about Monster Hunter not being real life enough D=

[CrossXchaos]

Being able to carry absolute hoards of stuff using absolutely no space at all
Suddenly walks to school would be much easier, especially if I can drink a fluid that keeps me from fatiguing

EDIT: Forgot >_> IRL Power Juices = 5 hour energy

This post has been edited by CrossXchaos: 27 October 2011 - 06:45 AM

[Virtuos]

because shit is too op irl

[Russ_Chimes]

I could hide some LBB+ in my school D:

[Hguols]

Yeah, and you'd never die...
You'd just "lose consciousness", and if you did it 3 times in a row, you'd just end up back in town!
( ^ - ^)

[Chaa]

Lulz@thread

[Shiki]

LOLMH

[Virtuos]

lolshiki

is still alive D:

[HiddenStar]

Some business man would make a killing off of farcasters.

[CrossXchaos]

Taxi drivers wouldn't even drive you around anymore
they'd just stab you and have the cats do it

[HiddenStar]

Base jumping wouldn't be a very dangerous sport any more either.

[Ashqul]

Any time you're in a bad situation like getting mugged you farcast back home. Unless....it is home....

[The Mighty Lolcano]

Ashqul, on 29 October 2011 - 08:02 PM, said:

Any time you're in a bad situation like getting mugged you farcast back home. Unless....it is home....

They couldn't take anything if it was beyond rarity level 3.

[CrossXchaos]

But the COULD rob you of your farcaster

[IamEpicFailure]

CrossXchaos, on 30 October 2011 - 03:54 PM, said:

But the COULD rob you of your farcaster

Ridiculous, you would have no fear of getting killed.
They can shoot you with their guns/slash you with their knifes all they want, the most damage it would do is make you flinch a little.
Unless they use bombs.
But that would mean blowing themselves up, which defeats the whole purpose since they'll die alongside you.

[Ashqul]

Robbers are real life melynx.
EYY EYY See MH is real!

[Kibagami]

Lol I was talking about this with my friend lol.

What about speed fire? It turns every firearm in the world into a beltfed machinegun.

[Mr. Popo]

Shiki, on 27 October 2011 - 07:26 PM, said:

LOLMH

[Nymeria]

Ashqul, on 29 October 2011 - 09:02 PM, said:

Any time you're in a bad situation like getting mugged you farcast back home. Unless....it is home....

I would just become a crazy cat lady, and stock up on felvyne bombs to booby-trap mah house. Then I'll be invincible at home. :3

[Ashqul]

OH NO WONDER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE MICE IN MH
Felynes ftw.