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You are out walking when... mysterious circumstances

#1 User is offline   wapaloola 

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 09:12 PM

...a car suddenly comes hurtling towards you and shows no sign of stopping or swerving!

You dive out of the way, and the car hits a tree behind you. The door opens, and out steps a man dressed in a black suit with a red tie. He begins shouting at you, like it's your fault.

What DO YOU DO?!
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#2 User is online   Narvinyë 

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 09:14 PM

I leave.
What would you do when suddenly you realize that you are 80 years old without knowing it?

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 09:21 PM

die of a heart atack

(when you realise you're 80 years old without knowing it... something fishy there)

when do you shout at someone crossing the road?
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#4 User is online   Narvinyë 

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 09:29 PM

When I know them and have something to say.

Your're driving your car and suddenly, out of nowhere, some person appears right in front of you causing you to ram it into a tree.
What do you do?

#5 User is offline   wapaloola 

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 09:31 PM

get out and yell

"YOU HIJACKED MY THREAD YOU FUCKER"
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#6 User is offline   Cleric 

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 02:46 AM

What do you do when Wapaloola's thread gets hijacked?
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Posted 02 August 2010 - 02:49 AM

Ride the bandwagon, obviously.

how do i hijacked thread? ¯\(°_o)/¯
Click me! You know you want to :D

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 02:53 AM

With sorcery.
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Posted 02 August 2010 - 03:59 AM

A wild Michael Weston appears!!!
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your car is dead

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 11:21 AM

Its a guy with a wide grin walking away from a fire behind him..
WHAT DO YOU DO!?
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#11 User is offline   wapaloola 

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 03:27 PM

Push him into the flames.
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Posted 02 August 2010 - 03:30 PM

ask for the carfacts
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 05:38 AM

View Postcrossxchaos, on 02 August 2010 - 08:30 AM, said:

ask for the carfacts

fail

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 04:26 PM

lulz for the hijacking!
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 05:48 AM

what do I do? I see the dude grinning with the car engulfed in flames I go batman style and jump the guy in my nice black underwear.
WHAT WUD U DOO???
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Posted 04 August 2010 - 03:48 PM

I'd do a jig and then throw a bucket of petrol on him.
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Posted 05 August 2010 - 07:07 PM

I'd pull a guitar out of my groin and destroy him with FACE MELTING GUITAR SOLOS
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Posted 06 August 2010 - 07:23 AM

I look at you odly for having a guitar in groin and ask "Sir...why do u have that there in the first place? isnt that painful and large for you junk?!"
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Posted 07 August 2010 - 06:01 AM

His junk is large and painful, so they get along fine.
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Posted 10 August 2010 - 06:02 PM

This is probably one of the things that are better left unanswered... but how do you know his junk is large and painful?

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