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S13driftAZ 
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 05:57 PM
Muramasa, on 14 October 2011 - 07:43 PM, said:
I like Seemages jokes better <.<
You swing on his nuts too eh?
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Posted 16 October 2011 - 11:41 PM
Ukanlos, on 15 October 2011 - 02:45 PM, said:
Yo momma so old, she has a signed yearbook from Jesus. Hmmmmm wait wait wait.... If I'm gonna do this joke I might as well do It in style. Ehem... Thou's mother ist by far olden, that thy hast a documented inscription in her yearbook of Christ.
i like this one the best D:
"If you use something that enables you to do something that you aren't capable of doing without, then you're cheating." - kfoxc 
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Posted 19 October 2011 - 06:17 AM
Yo Momma so fat and computer illiterate she barfed u̵̼͓͕͈̫̾̈́̌ͤn̳͛̅̈́͋i̝͍̬̬͎͒̐͆ċ̝̭́o̜̜͝ͅd̋e̝̼̰̭̼͙͙ͤͪ ̯͛̕s̝̭̣̖͈͍ͮ̄̄̑̒͊̚c̩̞̳͐͌̿̂ͯř̗̺̩ͩ͘ͅi͚̟̙̅̅̀p̟̥̳̯͕̦ͦ͒̓̄̓͑ͧͅt̡͓ͫͥ̓̒͒̅̓s̘̟̬̩͍̬͎ͥ̅̅̒͊̓́
A̛̤̘̯͎̰̣ͫ̅ͮ̀̃̽́͊̓́ͧ̋̇̉͐͊̂ͫ͜͟͞L͇̬̥̫̾̎̒ͮ̊̄͋̓̓͋̿̈̚̚͠L̡̻̣̙͚̣̭͇̟͍̙̥̹̫͚͕̱̥̋͂̑ͭ͗̄͛ͦ̽̽ͦ͒́ ̸̨̨̬̼͉̪̣̘̜̣̗̳̙̟̣̅͛̐ͩͣ̀͆͑̉͑ͮ̏̔͌ͤ̅̎͌͜Ȏ̶̧̖̖͉̮̻̭̮̖̳͔̳͉̼͉̺͗ͬ̾̑̄ͬ̊ͭ̈̾͐̀̇͆͢͝V̶̡̹̺̖̤̣̜̳͙̮̟̭͙̰̞̹̱̮̝̐͌̒ͭ̅ͤͨͧ͌ͮ̚̕͠͡Eͦͧͩͥͨ̿̐̓̎ͮ̽̃̒̏̚͏̭̫̦̺R̵̢͇̰͕̝̤̣̣͎̤̳̦̱͑͒̔̾̏̊̈́̓ͬ͛̅̀̕͞ ̐́ͫ̓͐͊̓̀̈́ͩ̌ͪͤ̓̄̚҉̩̯̘̜̕T̶̨̧̙̲͓̳̯̳̠͍̺̑̋ͨ̆͋͘͟H̞͓͇ͨ̌ͯͨ͒̓͂̅̌̔͗͐̍̀͟͡ͅÌ̶̧̛̛̥̹̩̘̜̼ͭ̾͗̎̇̎͑́ͥ͌͢S̵̲̹͍͓̅ͧ̊̂̀ ̴̸̧͎̪̭͍͐̈ͤͯ̃̽̍̔̽͌̄̚͘͡P̿ͯ̈̒͑ͬ͊̓ͣ͒̈́̃͑͗ͯ҉̡͙͕̻͙̰̬̣̞̘̹̙̘͔̠O̴͖̘̦͙͈̳̯͇̹̠̦̘̱̖͇͎͕̳̾ͫͦͧ̈̉̓̃ͪͫ̅̐̽̈ͅŠ͛̄̇ͨ̂̽̂̏͟͞͏̶̯͇̼̝͚̙͕̠́T̢̛̼̥̻͚̞͕̋̈́̅͋͑̔̆ͦ͌̓͋̃͋̃ͨ̌̚͝͡
Do I win?
A̛̤̘̯͎̰̣ͫ̅ͮ̀̃̽́͊̓́ͧ̋̇̉͐͊̂ͫ͜͟͞L͇̬̥̫̾̎̒ͮ̊̄͋̓̓͋̿̈̚̚͠L̡̻̣̙͚̣̭͇̟͍̙̥̹̫͚͕̱̥̋͂̑ͭ͗̄͛ͦ̽̽ͦ͒́ ̸̨̨̬̼͉̪̣̘̜̣̗̳̙̟̣̅͛̐ͩͣ̀͆͑̉͑ͮ̏̔͌ͤ̅̎͌͜Ȏ̶̧̖̖͉̮̻̭̮̖̳͔̳͉̼͉̺͗ͬ̾̑̄ͬ̊ͭ̈̾͐̀̇͆͢͝V̶̡̹̺̖̤̣̜̳͙̮̟̭͙̰̞̹̱̮̝̐͌̒ͭ̅ͤͨͧ͌ͮ̚̕͠͡Eͦͧͩͥͨ̿̐̓̎ͮ̽̃̒̏̚͏̭̫̦̺R̵̢͇̰͕̝̤̣̣͎̤̳̦̱͑͒̔̾̏̊̈́̓ͬ͛̅̀̕͞ ̐́ͫ̓͐͊̓̀̈́ͩ̌ͪͤ̓̄̚҉̩̯̘̜̕T̶̨̧̙̲͓̳̯̳̠͍̺̑̋ͨ̆͋͘͟H̞͓͇ͨ̌ͯͨ͒̓͂̅̌̔͗͐̍̀͟͡ͅÌ̶̧̛̛̥̹̩̘̜̼ͭ̾͗̎̇̎͑́ͥ͌͢S̵̲̹͍͓̅ͧ̊̂̀ ̴̸̧͎̪̭͍͐̈ͤͯ̃̽̍̔̽͌̄̚͘͡P̿ͯ̈̒͑ͬ͊̓ͣ͒̈́̃͑͗ͯ҉̡͙͕̻͙̰̬̣̞̘̹̙̘͔̠O̴͖̘̦͙͈̳̯͇̹̠̦̘̱̖͇͎͕̳̾ͫͦͧ̈̉̓̃ͪͫ̅̐̽̈ͅŠ͛̄̇ͨ̂̽̂̏͟͞͏̶̯͇̼̝͚̙͕̠́T̢̛̼̥̻͚̞͕̋̈́̅͋͑̔̆ͦ͌̓͋̃͋̃ͨ̌̚͝͡
Do I win?
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." -Terry Prachett
