Noir Chronicles

Noir Chronicles Zanta's Fear

#1 Halcyon Dtier

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 03:54 AM

Some of you may be aware of this fact from discussion in #pandox MIB and the forum shoutbox.

If you aren't then I will tell you that Zanta has a true and real fear of the female vagina, but he is
very attracted to females at the same time. Why and how is this possibly you may ask?I will recount my story of the most mysterious interview I have ever conducted in my years a paranormal researcher.

It all started one afternoon while at work. I had been working on a very long and draw out case of the haunted PS3. While stuck on one part of the investigation I went to the minegarde shoutbox to take my mind off the case. Zanta was on which was normal for this time in the day and seemed rather scared. I questioned him on this fear and initially he wouldn't tell me why, after some further discussion he finally revealed the source of his horror. He told me he had seen the "true face" of the vagina and with no more than that he went offline. I thought Zanta was joking with me and making it all up because after all he does believe in communism out of all things. I went back to my work and forgot about it until a few weeks later.

I had came home on a rather rainy evening. I had finally closed the case of the haunted PS3 and was looking forward to some R&R. I started up my home pc and started playing Fallout 3. I received a panicked message from Zanta claiming he was dying and the doctor's didn't know why! I laughed at him and told him I wasn't that stupid to fall for his silly shenanigans any longer. He told me he could prove it and to turn my skype on.

I logged into skype and started a video chat session with Zanta. At first I thought he had gone to great lengths in using make up make his appearance look so sick and ghoulish, until his ear fell off. I threw up in my mouth a little and was dizzy from the realization that he wasn't joking. He told me again that he was sick and the doctor's didn't know what was causing it. He had escaped from hospital because he knew that if he was going to survive he would need to do some serious research. Lucky for him research was my middle name.

To be continued.....(if you wanna read more then tell me so!)

This post has been edited by Halcyon Dtier: 12 August 2011 - 05:23 AM

#2 One

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 04:01 AM

continue!!!

The truth must be known to the public!

:yeah:

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#3 Flaxfire

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 04:10 AM

Quit being a tease Halcyon. You know we all want to know embarrassing and/or paranormal secrets about Zanters.

#4 Halcyon Dtier

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 04:38 AM

From seeing his condition via the web cam I knew Zanta didn't have long to live.
Maybe a month at most and I couldn't waste any time on this new case.
I broken my usually gruff exterior say "Don't worry Broski, I'm going
to travel over to your place and I'll get to the bottom of this!" I saw a glimmer of hope
flash across his face for an instant before he started to cough up some blood.
I told him to hang in there and closed the video chat.

I gathered my tools into bags and booked a flight. It took just over a day till I found myself
outside Zanta's house. The Taxi driver unloaded the last bag hoped I enjoyed me
holiday in the states. If he only knew of the horrors that were to come, he would of
threw me back in his cab and drove me to the airport to spare me the coming onslaught.

I gathered up my bags and approached the house. It was a two story dwelling in an
American Victorian style. I was a bit jealous as my own apartment was a bit of a hell hole.
I rang the door bell which played the theme of the popular Monster Hunter video game series.
I thought to myself "No wonder he never gets laid".

After some time Zanta opened the door. His appearance was unchanged from last time, he still
had the same sick ghoulish look to him, but now he had a bandage around his head because
of the wound of where his ear used to be. He wanted to help with my bags but I insisted he go sit
down as I didn't want to worsen his condition with heavy lifting.

He took a seat in the lounge room in a high backed chair in front of a fire place which was ablaze.
I took a seat just to his side in a matching chair. He both looked at the fire for a time, thinking over the gravity of the situation. I wondered how much he knew about his condition and did it really have anything to do with vagina's or was he just delusional. Just as that thought finished he spoke very softly "I looked behind the curtain and now they have engineered my downfall!". His head jerked back suddenly and his body started to convulse. I had some faux medical training by the way of survivalist guides which had always been a hobby of mine. I ran back to the front door and grabbed a long needled out of my bag, it was marked "adrenalin". I then ran back to the lounge room while pressing the needle to remove any air. I finally reached the lounge room and drove the needled straight into his heart, pressing down to inject him with the hopefully life saving adrenalin boost.

I removed the needle and waited to see what would happen next.

..........To be Continued!!!

This post has been edited by Halcyon Dtier: 12 August 2011 - 05:19 AM