[zanta78]

b8*, on 12 August 2011 - 01:34 AM, said:

huge dick = small brains

I must be a contradicktion.

[b8*]

i rest my case

[zanta78]

b8*, on 12 August 2011 - 01:41 AM, said:

i rest my case

lol see what i did their? ContraDICKtion???

Ah well fuck you guys ._.

[Halcyon Dtier]

zanta78, on 12 August 2011 - 01:59 PM, said:

lol see what i did their?

You mean "there".

[One]

What a very dickish move by B8

[zanta78]

Halcyon Dtier, on 12 August 2011 - 03:02 AM, said:

You mean "there".

I have been putting their a lot for some reason, just started this month.

[Ashqul]

I feel the word dick has been used too much. You dicks.

[doom25]

awesome.....

[b8*]

a dik dik

[zanta78]

I found a dik dik too!!

Jk <3

[CrossXchaos]

*looks up Dikdik in Dicktionary*








elementary school humor is elementary

[b8*]

*not one d-i-c-k mentioned*

A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" The grandson replied, "No!"

"Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather.

A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" Again the grandson replied, "No!"

"Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather.

About an hour had passed and it began to get late, so the grandfather decided to pack it up and head for home. On their way home they stopped at a store, grandpa bought two lottery tickets and gave his grandson one. Grandpa scratched his off, but didn't win anything, The grandson scratched his off and won $10,000. Grandpa was all happy and surprised that his grandson had won and he asked, "Are you going to give some of that money to grandpa?" The boy looked at him and replied, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your ass?" Grandpa looked at him for a moment, then replied, "YES!"

"Good, then go fuck yourself!", said the grandson.

[zanta78]

b8*, on 12 August 2011 - 04:11 PM, said:

*not one d-i-c-k mentioned*

A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" The grandson replied, "No!"

"Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather.

A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" Again the grandson replied, "No!"

"Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather.

About an hour had passed and it began to get late, so the grandfather decided to pack it up and head for home. On their way home they stopped at a store, grandpa bought two lottery tickets and gave his grandson one. Grandpa scratched his off, but didn't win anything, The grandson scratched his off and won $10,000. Grandpa was all happy and surprised that his grandson had won and he asked, "Are you going to give some of that money to grandpa?" The boy looked at him and replied, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your ass?" Grandpa looked at him for a moment, then replied, "YES!"

"Good, then go fuck yourself!", said the grandson.

Did not find this funny at all.

This post has been edited by zanta78: 12 August 2011 - 06:06 PM

[Xenomorph42Q]

I concur.

The grandson is too small to understand why he can't have beer or a cigarette and yet he understands, "Go fuck yourself"?

The grandfather knows not to let his grandson smoke or drink yet he buys the kid a lottery ticket and inquires about the length of his penis? Is he a good grampa or a sick fuck, make up your mind.

[S13driftAZ]

Xenomorph42Q, on 12 August 2011 - 01:03 PM, said:

I concur.

The grandson is too small to understand why he can't have beer or a cigarette and yet he understands, "Go fuck yourself"?

The grandfather knows not to let his grandson smoke or drink yet he buys the kid a lottery ticket and inquires about the length of his penis? Is he a good grampa or a sick fuck, make up your mind.

How about just a bad attempt at lulz

[b8*]

^^ for a moment i thought i was in the think think section

for you guys that don't get the joke... take the grandson's advice. (kddng)

[Ashqul]

Stop with this dickery!

[CrossXchaos]

You guys are such male-reproductive-organs