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Funny Monster Hunter Tri Experiences That was funny!

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 02:00 AM

Alright this just happened, like 5 mins ago

I'm in a high rank, HR1, rare material search room with Drako and SemajChaos

joey has joined the room
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joey: lol hr 1_ room
Impo: yup
Chao: pandemonium paradox
Impo: we are farming hr 1 rare mats
joey: 80s and 90s
Impo: they are impossible to find
joey: what 1\
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impo: all of them
Impo: are impossible to find
Impo: Bird Wyvern Tail
Drak: yeah, dude
Impo: quropeco sac
drak: quro sac
joey: like made up lol
Chao: Jaggia hide
Impo: they are less then 1% drop
Impo: Barroth Toenail
joey: wtf cruel 2 noobs
Chao: like .004
Chao: Im n00b
joey: them are fake
Impo: have you ever seen?
drak: great jagia r fcking .000009
impo: you need to get
drak: spawn
impo: you need to get 3 barroth
impo: toenail to get the charm
chao: rare 11
impo: gem*
impo: that i am using
joey: which is?
impo: its a 1 slot gem
impo: that gives 3 attack
drak: dude i need to kill 3 g
drak: jaggia
chao: mmmmmhhhhhmmmm
drak: unlocks 9*
chao: g***
chao: g****
chao: and then...?
impo: oh man those G quests are hard
impo: but thats why we are farming
impo: for those rare items
Chao: defeating the purpose
Drak: dude im stuck on rathalia
joey: there not g on tri
chao: of getting g weps
impo: the G monsters
chao: gotta kill azure los
impo: drop highrank stuff
impo: its just for challenge
chao: to unlock
joey: no g on tri
drak: i need lavender qurupeco
chao: to get g on tri:
joey: i play freedoms
chao: find azure los, n cap
joey: there is no g on tri
chao: unlocks g rank >.>
drak: I hate doing jhen capture quest
joey: post 1 =_=
drak: no limp
joey: cant cap mhoran!!
drak: sigh...
chao: azure los
drak: whatever you say
chao: blue rathalos
joey: prove it
chao: mk
drak: 75+
joey: plzz
drak: how?
chao: made of azure los
drak: cant do g on dis server
joey: no from argosy
chao: argosy killed
joey: i got it weapon stodex
chao: blue los
chao: easy way
joey: only way
Chao: Don't sweat it!
drak: im low on flaming traps...
joey: dude post g quest then
drak: sigh...
drak: cant do on this server
joey: dnt lie to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drak: w8
joey: no flaming traps
drak: what server we on?
joey: not g
chao: mmhm
joey: i cud join
joey: not g
chao: then u hax
joey: no hr 40 dumb assss
chao: hey, i will permaband you
joey: ?
chao: global moderator
joey: just stop lying!!!!!
chao: no lies
drak: wow, chill its serious chiz
joey: prove it!!!
chao: your name is steve
drak: we cant do g on dis server
chao: have to go to g server
joey: wht servr
drak: hidden
chao: hr 75+
drak: g only
joey: quit lying!!!!!!!!!!!!=_=
drak: sigh
drak: nobody understands us...
chao: steve, there is no mh.
joey: im not steve
chao: just a hallucination
drak: steve chill
chao: created by what you as capcom
chao: but is actually a super AI
chao: created by the vietnamese govt
drak: dude congalalas shower in g
drak: funny
chao: effin shower
chao: to control textile production
joey: how do?
chao: tiggy drool
joey: my name is joseph not steve!!!
drak: steve dont lie
chao: thats what it wants you to
chao: think!
joey: im not steve!!!
chao: dont give in, steve!
drak: steve, yur parents know u lie?
joey: wtf im human not an it!!!!!!
drak: not cool
joey: im not seteve
chao: breakin commandments
drak: whatever steve
joey: im joseph
drak: steve stop lying
joey: im not steve
drak: STEVE STOP LYING
chao: why do you lie
drak: ugh
drak: brb
chao: WHY?
joey: im not steve
chao: mk
chao: you
chao: are
joey: im not steve
chao: born in ca, new jersey
joey: im joey voss
joey: born in shreveport, la
chao: and you are the key
drak: ok steve
chao: save imposter, steve
joey: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!
joey: im not steve
joey: im joey voss
chao: he needs you, now more than
joey: stfu
drak: steve, stop lying
chao: ever
joey: stfu
drak: he needs some <3
chao: <3
joey: omg
joey: im not steve
joey: im joey voss
chao: steve, steve
drak: dats nice steve
joey: if i win im not steve (arm wrestling)
chao: the truth, it hurts
chao: one cannot change reality
joey: im not steve
drak: steve cheated
joey: im joey voss
drak: steve, stop
chao: thats mums power
joey: im not steve
drak: steve dont hide whats inside
joey: im joey voss
joey: WTF!!!!!!!!!!
joey: im not steve
chao: steve, haxx are bad
joey: im joey voss
drak: does this joey guy no ur usin
drak: his name?
joey: i am him
drak: dude, steve stop
chao: you found his credit card?
drak: aint cool man
joey: dude who is steve!!!!!!!
joey: im joey voss
drak: u
drak: ur steve
chao: steve, if that is your real name
chao: steve
joey: im not steve
chao: please, stevan
chao: brb
joey: im not steve
joey: im joey voss
joey: prove im steve
drak: dude he knows
drak: hes a moderator
drak: he knows all
joey: he dont know me =_=
drak: whatever steve
joey: c ya
Drak: bye steve
Joey: alan dean and sean
joey: yalls name
joey has left the room


Great success
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 02:06 AM

steve was a good guy...

stuff we made up

Azure Rathalos
Rathalia
lavender qurupeco
Flaming trap (would be badass)
g rank in tri
G server
the fact that The_one needs some <3 (I have da cure)
Congalala shower
Rare 1* stuff
Qurupeco sac
the fact that jhen can be captured
i believe i mentioned you can cut off jhen's tail not here though
Great Jaggia
argosy killed azure rathalos
Chaos is a global mod
G weapons
G armors
G 3*
G 4*
9*
low rank alatreon
barroth toenail
bird wyvern tail
jaggia hide
rare 11
barroth toenail gem
veitnamese government controls capcom/the world
dat chiz wasn't serious
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 02:55 AM

double post fail
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 02:55 AM

that was repworthy :P lold much
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 03:15 AM

just for him :S jk
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 03:23 AM

Haha. That was a great laugh. But why'd you have ta make Steve all butt hurt. He was just noobing it up. o3o
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 03:31 AM

View Postmatsuke, on 16 July 2010 - 12:51 PM, said:

assassin that actually made me lol. really who does that in the middle of jho quest lol.

i was fighting a uragaan and this guy that never talked started doing the dance gesture right in front of gaan. i was like wtf? lol but it was just for a sec



Man for real i was completely baffled looking out of the corner of my eye seeing this dude charging at me with his lance...the funny part was i let him get close and dodged him at the last second lol. (then came his next 10 attempts lol).

Did Uragaan blast the dude that was dancing lol?? Lucky he didn't get crushed with his head smash move heheheh.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 03:33 AM

View PostJoker, on 16 July 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:

The other day whilst I was helping randoms to do their Alatreon urgent, I got friendly-fire owned.

We'd put Alatreon to sleep and went about laying the bombs. Just then, the one random typed "Don't set off yet."

Whilst I was busy typing back, all the bombs blew up I went flying, with little health. I was like "Erm, wut?"

Their response was "It wasn't us."

O_0


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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:14 AM

you can't dance during a quest
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 04:16 AM

View PostThe_One, on 17 July 2010 - 05:14 AM, said:

you can't dance during a quest


That's true, unless it glitches.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 05:33 AM

View PostThe_One, on 16 July 2010 - 11:14 PM, said:

you can't dance during a quest


I am sure he didn't actually mean "Dancing", he prolly just said that in general w/ all the gestures that you can do. We all know dancing can be done only after the completion of the quest.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 05:36 AM

Hey assassin, mind smalling up that deviljho? its huge.
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 05:42 AM

I'd like to but i haven't found a smaller one...you can only insert a picture w/ a link..
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 05:49 AM

ok, me the_one, semajchaos, and dtrigger have been callin each other steve with the occasional jill

impo: steve get gobul
drak: steve u studmuffin
trigg: steve stfu
chao: jill stop superpound
drak: steve make sweet love to me
impo:@.@
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 06:06 AM

lol only the part where we called each other steve was true :P

Stilly funny though.

Give me a moment, il pm you a fix for that lol
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 07:16 AM

so what HR is this steve?? lol!
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 07:30 AM

joey voss was hr 40,

there is a little bit of steve in all of us, so he is w/e you are.

Im hr 99 now :)
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 10:03 AM

lol!!! I wish I was there, I intended to farm some Lagiacrus Breast...
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Posted 17 July 2010 - 11:22 AM

View PostNosuke, on 17 July 2010 - 10:03 AM, said:

lol!!! I wish I was there, I intended to farm some Lagiacrus Breast...


@.@

Umm...wut??

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Posted 17 July 2010 - 02:03 PM

2 much 2 read

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