I'm sitting in front of this laptop, pressing refresh on the Minegarde shoutbox. What the hell? BAAWRRRRING.
So! I decided to write something.
I ain't very good, but whatever, this boredom is gonna kill me if I don't do something to quell it.
Anyway, let's start!
P.S : There won't be titles.
P.P.S : I suck with names.
"Gotta have guts, dood!" -Hero Prinny.
Edit : Le below story is not related to the next one.
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In a tiny corner of Theresby Street, there lies a path which led to a house that no one knew much about. Ask anyone along the streets, and they will tell you that the house has been unoccupied since they were born. No one ever entered nor left the house, and it was in a very bad shape. Rumors of spirits residing in the house deterred would-be buyers, and since the land around the house was literally worthless and overgrown with so much weed that you would have problems attempting to go past the gate, even the government left it alone.
This, of course, was merely an illusion. The house, indeed, was old and pathetic, but the underground lab concealed beneath it was the polar opposite. It was here that professor Visor decided to make his home. With the stories surrounding the house, no one dared to even go close to the gate, save for a few headstrong youngsters. Still, a few traps set them straight. The atmosphere in the lab was a peaceful one, and here the professor could carry on his works without fear of interruption.
Whenever he needed to eat, he would simply use one of his inventions which produced food, likewise with drinks. In this way, he could divert most of his time to his favorite subject of interest : the studies of Gods. He researched this alone, for his former assistants and friends had called him a madman the moment he proclaimed that he was going to delve deeper into studying about Gods. They had thought he was talking about what others would worship and pray to, but no, his definition of Gods were those of real life, immortal ones.
The ones who live amongst us, camouflaged thanks to their shape-shifting abilities, and downright impossible to find or detect unless one had the correct equipment. They merely observe humans, and have powers over certain elements depending on the God. To hunt one down, and find out their closely guarded secrets to immortality, those were Visor's goals. Only a handful knew they existed, but Visor had very nearly hunted one down, only to find that it had escaped by shape-shifting into a flea. Still, this only served to confirm that the Gods did exist, and adds fuel to the fire that drives Visor.
He was getting old though, and not much time was left. He would attempt one last shot at this, and then truly give up altogether.
Visor snapped out of his daydream as he heard a footstep behind him.
"Come at last, eh? About time too. You assassins never stick to being punctual much, do you?" He took a cigar from the table beside him and lit it up, while lying on the couch.
"Just give me your instructions. And make sure to have the money ready." The gruff voice of the assassin echoed throughout the lab.
"I will, I will. You have my word. Now, just to check. I'm sure you have already quite a few achievements under your belt, no?" Visor questioned.
"Exactly three hundred and seventy-one dead, and another fifty dying. Probably took out a couple thousand who got in my way too. That enough for you?" The assassin sounded proud, and he had a right to be too.
"Good, very good," Visor chuckled, "I guess they took it seriously when I asked for the best of the best. Now then, on to the mission. Your target this time is a...very special one. I'm going to let you in on a little secret of mine. Would you believe it if I told you that there are God-like beings living amongst us?"
Visor stood up and turned to look at the assassin he had hired for the first time. There was a blur of white and silver, and a blade was pressed against his throat before he knew it.
"Quit wasting my time, old man. If you are sending me to hunt down some imaginary being, I'm gonna send you to a land called Hell right now." The blade pressed even harder against his throat.
"So that's why they called you White Haze. Interesting. But please, stop your nonsense and listen up," Visor calmly pushed the assassin's blade away. "You can kill me after this if you still believe your target is an imaginary being."
"Gods are immortal beings that blend into this world you and I exist in, watching over us for reasons unknown. Now, I have spent countless years doing research on their habits, behavior and the like, but they are unpredictable, much like human beings. However, unlike us, they have special abilities, and can shape-shift."
The assassin in white laughed. Visor merely smiled and continued.
"I have managed to track one down through torturing their existing human allies. Your target will be moving into apartment 502 of Theresby Hotel at precisely eight the next morning. Would you believe it? A God coming to this very town? Such luck!" Visor's eye blazed with his passion, and one might tell you he was insane from the way he was gesticulating unless one knew better.
"So, let me get this straight, I'm to hunt down a...God, with the power to shape-shift and is immortal. That's the idea?" White Haze said, his robe a shocking white in the darkness of the lab.
"That's about it. However, I do not wish for you to kill the God, since he is immortal that is quite impossible. No, rather, you will wound him, and quite mortally too, for while they're immortal they're not immune to pain. If my theory is correct, then this potion which I personally concocted will be able to stop his instant regeneration," Visor took out a flask containing a blueish liquid. "All you have to do is coat your weapons in this, and hit him once. He'll be as weak as a baby, and from there simply capture him and bring him here."
"Alright, but if all this is some wild goose chase, your throat won't be the only thing you need to worry about." White Haze grabbed the potion from Visor, and headed out into the darkness of the night.
"Good luck, White. You'll need it." Visor muttered, before closing the door.
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The morning sun shone down on Theresby Street, and White prepared his weapons up on the roof of a building near the hotel. They gleamed in the sunlight, a mistake for most assassins, but not for him. He dressed in white, and his weapons were purposely shining for a reason. Up till now, even with this much tell-tale signs, none of his targets had escaped from his clutches.
This one won't be different. White decided as he dipped his blade into the liquid given by Visor, followed by his daggers, and lastly his bullets. Foolish as it might be, White thrived on the thrill of getting caught, and thus utilizes everything needed to give every target a chance to escape, even to the point of using a sniper rifle.
A single black car moved along the road, and White checked the time on his watch.
"7:59. Well, you're an early bird," he muttered nonchalantly while reloading his rifle. "Still, it's your loss for shaving one minute off your life."
White took aim with the sniper, and positioned it so that the bullet would hit the target immediately as the door of the car opened. An unexpected chilly wind threw him off balance however, and he had to spend precious seconds repositioning. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted the target, a man dressed in white, not unlike him, stepping out from the car door.
"God dammit, the hell is with this wind?!" White struggled to aim his rifle at the target, but it was a futile attempt. The wind was picking up pace, and in a very random pattern too. It didn't feel natural either, for whilst the sun was shining down on him, he did not feel any warmth. Rather, the wind was freezing him up. And then he remembered. Special abilities... Visor had said. Could this be one of them?
He slung the rifle back onto his back and observed his target move into the hotel. Sniping was definitely out with this freak wind. He would have to take the more troublesome approach then. He jumped off the roof and slid down the pipe, using his daggers as support to balance himself as he slid. When he reached the bottom, he approached the hotel.
The inside of the hotel was calm, with soothing music playing in the background. Since it was still early in the morning, there was no one but the clerk at the lobby. White walked up to the clerk and said that he was visiting an old friend in room 502.
"I'm afraid that won't be possible sir. The guest at room 502 clearly stated he wanted nothing to do with any visitors." The clerk looked at White with an eyebrow raised. Was it a coincidence that both men were wearing white?
"Well, I tried to be nice." White shrugged and jumped over the desk. He snapped the clerk's neck in one swift movement and checked the information written on by the clerk on his target.
"Room 502...18th floor. Alright, lets get this done." White moved towards the lift.
The lift stopped at the eighteenth floor and White stepped out. White turned left and stopped at the fifth room. A chilly wind was blowing out from underneath the tiny crack of the door. Gripping his dagger in one hand, White prepared to kick open the door.
He never got to do that however, as the door suddenly opened of its own accord. White stepped in, and looked around. There was no sign of any language. In fact, there was no sign that a guest was even residing here. There was a sudden chill in the air, and White instinctively ducked. Three razor sharp icicles flew past the spot his head was originally at and embedded themselves into the floor.
"Damn, this ain't good." White muttered as more icicles began to form themselves around him. They were just suspended in mid-air though, as though waiting for someone to give them orders.
A snow leopard jumped out from under the sofa, and lazily stretched itself on the floor at the far end of the room.
And we have yet another foolish mortal who thinks he can take on a divine being. A voice spoke in White's head, and he gasped at the leopard. We never did anything to you, did we? And yet you mortals persist in hunting us down. Maybe it's time we strike back. Perhaps I should tell my- The voice continued, and White snapped out of his shock. He still had a mission to accomplish.
He had to think of something fast, before the leopard could finish its speech and impale him with the icicles. A distraction, that was all he needed. One tiny distraction, and the leopard would be his.
"CARROTS!" He shouted, interrupting the leopard mid-speech, and rolled towards the leopard. The icicles flew towards him, but they were way too slow for White. They landed where he was a second ago, and White maintained his speed until he reached the leopard, dodging the remaining icicles. Bringing the dagger down, he realized to his amazement that the leopard had moved quickly past him, and was now at the other end of the room. He had been triumphed at his own game : speed.
Well, I'll love to stay and play, but my position has been jeopardized. Ta-ta! The voice spoke again, and a blue mist enveloped the leopard for a fraction of a second. In place of the leopard was now a snow owl. Thinking fast, White threw his dagger towards it, but the owl dodged it smoothly and flew out the window.
"Dammit, you ain't getting away again." White cursed, and unsheathed his sniper rifle. In the relative safety of the room, there was no wind to interrupt him. White adjusted his aim, knowing full well his target was getting further with each passing second. Would the wind outside go left next? Perhaps right?
"Screw it." Throwing his caution literally to the wind, White aimed a tad to the left and pulled the trigger.
The loud sound awakened the entire street, and White looked on as the owl, by some miracle, was hit in the left wing.
"Gotcha now." White smiled, and, looking out of the window, noticed a building opposite. 18th floor, huh. Well, there's always a first for everything, he thought. He took a few steps backwards, then launched himself forward, with his daggers out.
This, of course, was merely an illusion. The house, indeed, was old and pathetic, but the underground lab concealed beneath it was the polar opposite. It was here that professor Visor decided to make his home. With the stories surrounding the house, no one dared to even go close to the gate, save for a few headstrong youngsters. Still, a few traps set them straight. The atmosphere in the lab was a peaceful one, and here the professor could carry on his works without fear of interruption.
Whenever he needed to eat, he would simply use one of his inventions which produced food, likewise with drinks. In this way, he could divert most of his time to his favorite subject of interest : the studies of Gods. He researched this alone, for his former assistants and friends had called him a madman the moment he proclaimed that he was going to delve deeper into studying about Gods. They had thought he was talking about what others would worship and pray to, but no, his definition of Gods were those of real life, immortal ones.
The ones who live amongst us, camouflaged thanks to their shape-shifting abilities, and downright impossible to find or detect unless one had the correct equipment. They merely observe humans, and have powers over certain elements depending on the God. To hunt one down, and find out their closely guarded secrets to immortality, those were Visor's goals. Only a handful knew they existed, but Visor had very nearly hunted one down, only to find that it had escaped by shape-shifting into a flea. Still, this only served to confirm that the Gods did exist, and adds fuel to the fire that drives Visor.
He was getting old though, and not much time was left. He would attempt one last shot at this, and then truly give up altogether.
Visor snapped out of his daydream as he heard a footstep behind him.
"Come at last, eh? About time too. You assassins never stick to being punctual much, do you?" He took a cigar from the table beside him and lit it up, while lying on the couch.
"Just give me your instructions. And make sure to have the money ready." The gruff voice of the assassin echoed throughout the lab.
"I will, I will. You have my word. Now, just to check. I'm sure you have already quite a few achievements under your belt, no?" Visor questioned.
"Exactly three hundred and seventy-one dead, and another fifty dying. Probably took out a couple thousand who got in my way too. That enough for you?" The assassin sounded proud, and he had a right to be too.
"Good, very good," Visor chuckled, "I guess they took it seriously when I asked for the best of the best. Now then, on to the mission. Your target this time is a...very special one. I'm going to let you in on a little secret of mine. Would you believe it if I told you that there are God-like beings living amongst us?"
Visor stood up and turned to look at the assassin he had hired for the first time. There was a blur of white and silver, and a blade was pressed against his throat before he knew it.
"Quit wasting my time, old man. If you are sending me to hunt down some imaginary being, I'm gonna send you to a land called Hell right now." The blade pressed even harder against his throat.
"So that's why they called you White Haze. Interesting. But please, stop your nonsense and listen up," Visor calmly pushed the assassin's blade away. "You can kill me after this if you still believe your target is an imaginary being."
"Gods are immortal beings that blend into this world you and I exist in, watching over us for reasons unknown. Now, I have spent countless years doing research on their habits, behavior and the like, but they are unpredictable, much like human beings. However, unlike us, they have special abilities, and can shape-shift."
The assassin in white laughed. Visor merely smiled and continued.
"I have managed to track one down through torturing their existing human allies. Your target will be moving into apartment 502 of Theresby Hotel at precisely eight the next morning. Would you believe it? A God coming to this very town? Such luck!" Visor's eye blazed with his passion, and one might tell you he was insane from the way he was gesticulating unless one knew better.
"So, let me get this straight, I'm to hunt down a...God, with the power to shape-shift and is immortal. That's the idea?" White Haze said, his robe a shocking white in the darkness of the lab.
"That's about it. However, I do not wish for you to kill the God, since he is immortal that is quite impossible. No, rather, you will wound him, and quite mortally too, for while they're immortal they're not immune to pain. If my theory is correct, then this potion which I personally concocted will be able to stop his instant regeneration," Visor took out a flask containing a blueish liquid. "All you have to do is coat your weapons in this, and hit him once. He'll be as weak as a baby, and from there simply capture him and bring him here."
"Alright, but if all this is some wild goose chase, your throat won't be the only thing you need to worry about." White Haze grabbed the potion from Visor, and headed out into the darkness of the night.
"Good luck, White. You'll need it." Visor muttered, before closing the door.
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The morning sun shone down on Theresby Street, and White prepared his weapons up on the roof of a building near the hotel. They gleamed in the sunlight, a mistake for most assassins, but not for him. He dressed in white, and his weapons were purposely shining for a reason. Up till now, even with this much tell-tale signs, none of his targets had escaped from his clutches.
This one won't be different. White decided as he dipped his blade into the liquid given by Visor, followed by his daggers, and lastly his bullets. Foolish as it might be, White thrived on the thrill of getting caught, and thus utilizes everything needed to give every target a chance to escape, even to the point of using a sniper rifle.
A single black car moved along the road, and White checked the time on his watch.
"7:59. Well, you're an early bird," he muttered nonchalantly while reloading his rifle. "Still, it's your loss for shaving one minute off your life."
White took aim with the sniper, and positioned it so that the bullet would hit the target immediately as the door of the car opened. An unexpected chilly wind threw him off balance however, and he had to spend precious seconds repositioning. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted the target, a man dressed in white, not unlike him, stepping out from the car door.
"God dammit, the hell is with this wind?!" White struggled to aim his rifle at the target, but it was a futile attempt. The wind was picking up pace, and in a very random pattern too. It didn't feel natural either, for whilst the sun was shining down on him, he did not feel any warmth. Rather, the wind was freezing him up. And then he remembered. Special abilities... Visor had said. Could this be one of them?
He slung the rifle back onto his back and observed his target move into the hotel. Sniping was definitely out with this freak wind. He would have to take the more troublesome approach then. He jumped off the roof and slid down the pipe, using his daggers as support to balance himself as he slid. When he reached the bottom, he approached the hotel.
The inside of the hotel was calm, with soothing music playing in the background. Since it was still early in the morning, there was no one but the clerk at the lobby. White walked up to the clerk and said that he was visiting an old friend in room 502.
"I'm afraid that won't be possible sir. The guest at room 502 clearly stated he wanted nothing to do with any visitors." The clerk looked at White with an eyebrow raised. Was it a coincidence that both men were wearing white?
"Well, I tried to be nice." White shrugged and jumped over the desk. He snapped the clerk's neck in one swift movement and checked the information written on by the clerk on his target.
"Room 502...18th floor. Alright, lets get this done." White moved towards the lift.
The lift stopped at the eighteenth floor and White stepped out. White turned left and stopped at the fifth room. A chilly wind was blowing out from underneath the tiny crack of the door. Gripping his dagger in one hand, White prepared to kick open the door.
He never got to do that however, as the door suddenly opened of its own accord. White stepped in, and looked around. There was no sign of any language. In fact, there was no sign that a guest was even residing here. There was a sudden chill in the air, and White instinctively ducked. Three razor sharp icicles flew past the spot his head was originally at and embedded themselves into the floor.
"Damn, this ain't good." White muttered as more icicles began to form themselves around him. They were just suspended in mid-air though, as though waiting for someone to give them orders.
A snow leopard jumped out from under the sofa, and lazily stretched itself on the floor at the far end of the room.
And we have yet another foolish mortal who thinks he can take on a divine being. A voice spoke in White's head, and he gasped at the leopard. We never did anything to you, did we? And yet you mortals persist in hunting us down. Maybe it's time we strike back. Perhaps I should tell my- The voice continued, and White snapped out of his shock. He still had a mission to accomplish.
He had to think of something fast, before the leopard could finish its speech and impale him with the icicles. A distraction, that was all he needed. One tiny distraction, and the leopard would be his.
"CARROTS!" He shouted, interrupting the leopard mid-speech, and rolled towards the leopard. The icicles flew towards him, but they were way too slow for White. They landed where he was a second ago, and White maintained his speed until he reached the leopard, dodging the remaining icicles. Bringing the dagger down, he realized to his amazement that the leopard had moved quickly past him, and was now at the other end of the room. He had been triumphed at his own game : speed.
Well, I'll love to stay and play, but my position has been jeopardized. Ta-ta! The voice spoke again, and a blue mist enveloped the leopard for a fraction of a second. In place of the leopard was now a snow owl. Thinking fast, White threw his dagger towards it, but the owl dodged it smoothly and flew out the window.
"Dammit, you ain't getting away again." White cursed, and unsheathed his sniper rifle. In the relative safety of the room, there was no wind to interrupt him. White adjusted his aim, knowing full well his target was getting further with each passing second. Would the wind outside go left next? Perhaps right?
"Screw it." Throwing his caution literally to the wind, White aimed a tad to the left and pulled the trigger.
The loud sound awakened the entire street, and White looked on as the owl, by some miracle, was hit in the left wing.
"Gotcha now." White smiled, and, looking out of the window, noticed a building opposite. 18th floor, huh. Well, there's always a first for everything, he thought. He took a few steps backwards, then launched himself forward, with his daggers out.
Well, kinda sucky but w.e.
There's part 2 btw. lolz.
...not that anyone is looking forward to it.
I know I ain't, after all I write this when I r bored.
hahaha....self-demotivate ftw XD
This post has been edited by IamEpicFailure: 05 February 2012 - 04:13 AM

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