[Tuddle]

self explanatory, really. ill post mines later...

[Bobofango]

The dumbest thing I have ever done is trying to climb into a window and snatching people up. Then tryin to rape them because they were hiding their kids and their wife. And I left my t-shirt and fingerprints. That was just so dumb of me. Really dumb. For real.

[Usul]

Bobofango, on 03 November 2010 - 01:49 PM, said:

The dumbest thing I have ever done is trying to climb into a window and snatching people up. Then tryin to rape them because they were hiding their kids and their wife. And I left my t-shirt and fingerprints. That was just so dumb of me. Really dumb. For real.

You were snatching up and trying to rape dudes?

This post has been edited by Usul: 03 November 2010 - 06:00 AM

[S13driftAZ]

I was in my house alone (so i thought) and my music was on. I cant forget to mention the VERY LARGE window in our living room, a foot or two away from my front door.

Yes, you guessed it.

I got naked and proceeded to dance. Shortly after, the loudest and most dreadful sound i had ever herd hit me like a ton of bricks

DING DONG

This post has been edited by S13driftAZ: 03 November 2010 - 07:16 AM

[Rezard]

Someone knocked at my door, it was the delivery man form the post. The matter is, i was almost naked, the only thing i weared was a t-shirt (and a short one........) i did some sort of uber /facepalm when i closed the door.

This post has been edited by Rezard: 03 November 2010 - 08:01 AM

[Solyeuse]

I've never done anything on that level. Dumbest thing I ever did was ask "Are there any inhabitants within this bathroom?" rather than knocking and asking "Is anyone there?"

They never let me live it down.

[b8*]

i shot my hand with a rifle.. twice

[Tuddle]

in first grade i tried to be like a superhero and jump down all the flights of stairs
i think like... 25 steps or so which ended up in me twisting my arm

[Mr. Popo]

Bobofango, on 02 November 2010 - 11:49 PM, said:

The dumbest thing I have ever done is trying to climb into a window and snatching people up. Then tryin to rape them because they were hiding their kids and their wife. And I left my t-shirt and fingerprints. That was just so dumb of me. Really dumb. For real.

I was attacked by some idiot in the projects....so dumb so dumb so dumb

[Mad Hatter]

I tried to break a board by kicking it. I thought I broke my foot. Turns out I didn't, but I still couldn't walk on that leg for hours. >_>;

[CrossXchaos]

b8*, on 03 November 2010 - 07:05 AM, said:

i shot my hand with a rifle.. twice

what did you use to fire it???

[b8*]

CrossXchaos, on 05 November 2010 - 09:41 AM, said:

what did you use to fire it???

well one was a carbine (short barrel) so it's easy to put your hand in front. it's only an airsoft rifle so just lost a small top layer of skin (the "i could have sworn it wasn't loaded" scenario)

the oher one was on an open breech of a pellet rifle, pulled the trigger and the bolt slammed onto my thumb, cuttng it badly. guess technically it wasn't shot.

[Joey6596]

The dumbest thing I've done (so far) is scream "OBJECTION" at my teacher when he called me Joseph. He didn't find the humor in it and when I offered him a copy of Battletoads he didn't even snicker.


EDIT- Not Trolling, I joked around with the teacher alot and once caught him on /b/ so I thought I could meme around.

This post has been edited by Joey6596: 06 November 2010 - 12:01 AM

[Tezman15]

Mr. Popo, on 04 November 2010 - 06:12 AM, said:

I was attacked by some idiot in the projects....so dumb so dumb so dumb

Autotune REMIX!!

[Hguols]

I had an old house in a former town I lived in.
This house had an old stove that had a pilot light under the burners, that always stayed on. (under the burner plate, couldn't see it, but it was hot)

Was really drunk and sorted laundry on the stove.

Burning clothes turned into burning kitchen turned into burning house.

I'm just glad they didn't give my drunk ass an arson charge, as it was completely unintentional.

Do I win? . _ .

[zanta78]

Well i was late to P.E. so i was running to the locker room, When i noticed that i was in the girls locker room... Saw two girls naked, i got two detentions...
None of the girls screamed or yelled, or even covered their selves, they just said wrong locker room. Im sorry but one of the nude ones was really hot XD

[Chaa]

Dumbest thing I did?

Drink alcohol.

[Hguols]

Chaa, on 16 November 2010 - 03:36 PM, said:

Dumbest thing I did?

Drink alcohol.

Me too. ._.

[Usul]

When I was a kid, we lived with my grandfather. I pretended to be a badass mofo by wielding around my grandfather's maul and using it in various maul-related activities, such as:

1) crushing my grandfather's camias ginger lilies on his wash basin;
2) crushing mice running around the garden;
3) crushing cats that attempted to eat our lunch;
4) crushing jackfruits;
5) crushing some of my toys just for the heck of it;
6) crushing etc;
7) pretending that it's a guitar and rocking out to Van Halen.

I don't think my grandfather likes me very much. :|

[CrossXchaos]

...Something to do with Japan...
no not really XD